Summer holidays are so close I can taste them! The thing I remember about holidays as a kid, was that Dad would relax, and that meant he became fun – not to mention funny. Dad was the king of Dad Jokes! I suspect he is not the sole recipient of this crown. I guess the one improvement he could have made was to every now and then ‘get some new material’! So, in anticipation of the upcoming holidays – here is some potential new material for all those Dad (and Grandad) Jokers out there! Be careful…they’re pretty corny!
Puns of Fun – My favourites!
What do you call a Local area network in Australia? – the LAN down under.
What do you call a small medium who has escaped from prison? – A small medium at large.
Why can’t a bicycle stand on it’s own? – because it’s two tired.
What happens if you don’t pay an exorcist? – you get repossessed.
Why did the woman get fired from the hamburger shop? – She put her hair in a bun.
What happened to the noun and the verb who were dating? – They broke up, the noun was too possessive.
What should you always do before publishing a book on magic? Run a spell check.
What did the triangle say to the circle? – You’re pointless!
Chicken Jokes – A new twist on a Dad Joke favourite.
What’s a chicken crossing the road? – Poultry in motion.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? – He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why did the chicken cross the road – according to:
Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The ends of crossing the road justify whatever motive there was.
Captain Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Bob Dylan: How many roads must a chicken cross, before you call him a chicken?
Here’s hoping that all our lovely Dads out there have a chance to take a holiday this summer and be even more funny and fun with their kids. WorldMark Owners who are looking for some Bonus Time breaks in the next week or so, visit our Bonus Time Pinterest Board for a quick view of availability (updated weekly).