Your Favourite Dad Jokes!


All this week we’ve been inviting our Facebook community to share with us their favourite dad jokes – in honour of Fathers everywhere!

I grew up with my dad telling silly corny jokes that made my sisters and I laugh hysterically.  Jamie has carried on this fine tradition in our family I’m glad to say!

Here are some of the best dad jokes you shared with us this week!  Happy Fathers Day and enjoy a good laugh everyone.

Q: Why can’t a bicycle stand on it’s own?

A: Because it’s two-tired

 – Heidi Smith

Q: Why does a chicken coop have only 2 doors?

A: Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan.

– Rebekah Ellicott

Q: What do you call a Dinosaur blind in 1 eye?

A: Do-ya-thinkhesaurusrex.

– Bert Avery

Q: Why was the horse late for school?

A: Cause he couldn’t find his shoes.

– Yvette Christian

We are rushing & decide its quicker to use stairs instead of waiting. Then somebody said…”why we used stairs instead of “LEFT” ( he meant = LIFT=elevator” )

– Meldy Esteban

And these are some of my personal favourites!

Dad: ‘I’m thinking of getting a haircut – I’m going to mullet over’.

Q: Why did the chicken go to the gym?

A: To work on his pecks!

Q: What do you call a chicken staring at a piece of lettuce?

A: A chicken sees a salad.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

A: Because 789.

Q: How do you make a sausage roll?

A: Push it down a hill!

Feel free to share your Dad Jokes with us – after all a Dad Joke works anywhere, anytime of year 🙂

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